Halflings! They're small, quick, nimble and an excellent source of protein. But what if you're one of those poor sods who's been landed with the task of playing one? It's only a matter of minutes before your ratling ends up in the pot, but in the meantime you have to be seen to be making an effort and come up with a name for him.
We have to know what to put on the menu, after all. Bilbo à L'Orange, anyone? No? How about Frodo 'n' Chips? Admittedly the possibilities are endless, but we've done our best to help out with that too. Just select the relevant option below if you want the halfling to be accompanied by a serving suggestion.
At present, the name generator is equipped to deal with only two species of halfling: hobbits and kender. We will of course revise and update this in due course.