By breaching the seal to this tomb you have angered Pharaoh. His wrath is upon you. He has cursed you with the inability to create names for Ancient Egyptian characters, forcing you forever to see mummies as shambling, bandage-wrapped animated cadavers without so much as a speck of history or distinction among them. Pharaoh concedes that as far as curses go, that one was rubbish: don't knock it, though, it worked. And now you must use this gadget to compensate for your crippling inadequacies and shortcomings. Pharaoh has to make a living too.
Note: This is not even remotely historically accurate. We've not studied how the name bits fit together. This is just something we banged out in a few hours. Rest assured, future versions will be better.