Do you like playing interfering do-gooders with more principles than sense who insist on giving 10% of your (and everyone else's) hard-earned cash to the Church? Is the allure of wearing steel keks and being holier-than-thou just too much for you to resist? If your answer to either of these questions is By Gad, sirrah, thou hast my measure!
then the paladin class might just be for you.
Caution: All the names generated by this gadget are going to be laughably derivative. Don't say I didn't warn you!