What's a wizard, besides a bloke with a big stick and poor social skills? Well, if you believe the conventional wisdom they're also learned masters of lore and magic. Of course, with all the mental effort that goes into playing some ancient, wizened textbook case of Asperger's Syndrome, chances are that any additional exertion would cause your brain to fizzle and burn out. Typical. Absolutely typical. Well, once again, it's Phil to the rescue. Fiddle with the controls and click the Name That Wizard button.
Credit where it's due: This name generator uses Anglo-Saxon names taken from Kate Monk's Onomastikon, by way of Gaming Geeks.